For too long now, Helena Haycartes has gone unrecognised for her contributions to filosophy, over- shadowed by her husband Irene Haycartes (see "First Thoughts"). This week, an exclusive report in "Farmchair Filosophy Fortnightly " (published by Alliterative Al and Associates) finally demonstrates how she shaped her husband's thinking and presaged existential nihilism and a TV satirical panel game. The evidence was found amongst a series of intimate letters they wrote to each other during periods of estrangement - Irene of course led a double-life, laying the foundations of what has become known as Haycartesian Dualism.
One can only guess what Irene may have done to provoke this angry response:
Dear Irene,
I have had enough of you thinking you are the big "I am". Have I got news for you! You are nothing!
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